Monday, February 23, 2009

                                               A(Satyam)eva Jayate?

B. Ramalinga Raju, take a bow.

Fooling 53,000 employees to the billion in the public and the 185 Fortune 500 companies in your customer list, you, a lover of science fiction works by the big Three-Clarke, Asimov and Heinlein, will now be remembered for having surpassed them for having written the fictitious books of your then-company, Satyam Computer Services Ltd. One of the pillars of the IT boom and the real “India Shining” has fallen.

Yes, we know how he has fallen from grace in the eyes of Corporate India, the small shareholder and sadly, the youth of this country which was starting to believe that it was worth living in this country and working towards a greater tomorrow. Anyone who cannot relate to why we are making a fuss, it’s because it’s almost as big as Azharuddin being part of the entire Match fixing scandal.

I guess now that you realize the magnitude of the situation, we can move on.

It used to be said that Hyderabad had two major landmarks: the Charminar and Ramalinga Raju, who created the company, Satyam Computer Services. Satyam means truth, but Raju, who resigned as Chairman on Wednesday, owned up to creating a tissue of lies.

Ramalinga Raju belongs to a family of farmers from Bhimavaram near the Andhra Pradesh city of Vijayawada. His father, Satyanaryana, helped create the family fortune in a small way, by shifting in the early 1960’s to Hyderabad and starting a textile business even as he bought more land for farming. Ramalinga Raju has, in the past, said that it was his father who inspired him to start Satyam.

 

Well, guessing by the high degree of corporate malpractices the company has been involved in, other than the start, nothing seems to be inspired from his father’s strong, yet rock solid morally textile business. Fast gaining infamy as “India’s Enron” and a severe blow to the IT industry with the fourth largest service provider going out of business, it really isn’t what a recession thronged economy of today needs.

Ramalinga Raju chose to enter the relatively new business of providing software services to international customers from India. Satyam, launched in 1987, started offering such services initially onsite to tractor maker John Deere and Co. In 1991, the company raised money through a share sale and listed on the Bombay Stock Exchange. It was also part of the Big IT and Software Sector boom, which made it, till recently a part of the BSE Sensex, Nifty Fifty and the NYSE-all signs of a steady and stable company of the future.

 

The woe-filled story of Satyam doesn’t have a start. From the company share plummeting to cash being created in the air due to forged bank accounts and statements; from fooling the shareholders for years by inflating profits to create a false sense of growth to the malpractice of dubious transfers between Satyam and its palindromic-son-owned Maytas. And yes, Rs. 5040 crores created in thin air- now that’s a first!

 

The real deal is yet to come out, with it being impossible of just one man being part of a long scam. The Directors, Chief Financial Officer and the company itself will face the music and is doing the same as I write this. Long civil lawsuits, embargo from its service providers, huge losses in jobs and stringent and fast slashing down of the company by the SEBI and other stock market regulatory authorities will follow. Those are just the tangible facts of this entire mess.

 

More importantly and harrowingly, this sounds another death knoll to the already rising “brain drain”, which characterizes our labour market. It makes us lose hope when one of the icons of the industry crashes and burns. The tacit admission and dishonour makes the industry reek with guilt as well as incompetence in detecting such a fraud.

 

Calling them the bad apple in the bunch and a “one-off incident” is true, yet oversimplifying the entire act. The youth has lost confidence and more immediately—Jobs.

Immediate remedies and swift “execution” of the perpetrators and no loss of money and more importantly, restoration of belief in the common man are needs of this hour.


The Apollo at Delphi says, “To rule the world, know thyself”

We would do good to implement this.

To a brighter dawn!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Sautannnnn,not Satan

Yes my dear blog there is someone else in my life...It has happened.I can't explain why but what you have heard is true.I have been posting on another blog regularly but that doesn't mean I don't love you...I'll just need time..Till then whatever I give to the "other" one,you can have too.

Her name is www.nsit-qc.blogspot.com

Take care
Love
Roshan

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Theory Number 1

You would have often realized that in life, you encounter quite a few lets say hurdles...that you say aaahhh I prefer Vogon poetry or I want to down 10000 gallons of Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters...truly I know there was no need of this here...but this one was for Sodhi :-)

Now returning back to these times....which are invariably the worst of times according to you....you are thing what the hell do I do....

Heres a generic process that should help you out....

THEORY NUMBER 1 BY ROSHAN SHANKAR

I come up with Theory Number 1 as it'll be easier when I patent them out :-)
1.You are sitting in front of a Computer and reading it...so elite and loadsa problem-free you are already....I know this is sorta Medha Patkar crossed with Madhukishwar mode but its true....

2.Now that you are actually thinking...think clearly...separate the cause and the effect and the solution....you already have it...you just need to see it....we often make the mistake of clearly mixing up the 3...leading to something as obnoxious as the Azgoths of kria:-)

For example...A company was once asked to do feedback for a hotel...Now people complained that the lifts were too slow...Now technically it is difficult yet possible to reduce the complaints..by changing the structure of lifts or speed or frequency or number...That involves manhours and cost...Instead the solution for the firm was to install mirrors at each floor landing so as to reduce the complaints by the people..They assumed correctly that people were vain and which guy would like to see his fly unzipped when he was trying to impress the hot receptionist with his killer smile :-)

3.Now coming to the solution...if this doesn't help you...go to these 3 questions

a.What would Roshan think about this ?
b.What would Ford Prefect think about this?
c.What would Mohammed Ali think about this?

The answer will invariably be a combination/mix of these 3 guys' responses...

CASE STUDY 1

Now here is the application of this theory...........

Hi..and I have 365 red roses,an air ticket and a cake booked in advance for a reason.But that reason's now gone.What should I do..in order to feel better?

I think we all know this familiar problem........

Lets help him out:-)
I told him my theory and here is his response........

""""""
Point 1 does help me ....yay!!
Well I think I have a problem that my reason for doing all that is gone,I am all sad because i lost it.................................
Point 3...Well I dunt know what their responses would be....Help me out man""""""""

My help would be:-

Point 1 should have help you out...Glad it did!!
Point 2 ..........Wellll,,,,,dude don't be so p****-whipped....I can see that you ain't crying because of the reason you mentioned....but as any true guy would...its heavy on your pocket and paisa waise bhi kam hai and inflation zyaada hai
Point 3........Roshan would say "Are you crazy???Padhai kar be....saala phaltu time waste karta hai...Apne baaki permanent cheezon ko yaad karke pyaar kar...And don't worry mil jaaegi be tujhe,woh!!!"
Ford Prefect says that You are anyway peanuts in this universe...your happiness hardly matters!!!
Muhammed Ali would say 'Sholud I go Rumble in the Jungle on your ass....

Now paraphrasing it...Ford Prefect is the world that doesn't know you or pretends to know you or you pretend to know,,,Roshan is your circle...your friends...who want to help you and guide you..and Muhammed Ali is your inner consciousness

Final Solution:-

Haggle with the airline for minumum cancellation charges...if you are Indian tryy playacting death of a relative/illness/padhai ke baahne.
Dice up the roses and sell them in the black market during Durga Puja time...they are as valuable and rare as gold then
Share the cake with your friends
Study hard...win 42:-) Nobel Prizes and hook up with every woman you have dreamed about
Die penniless

Case Closed
I hope and presume that this helped you...Adios till next time....Keep applying thought!!!

Masterfully yours
Franz Kafkaish Roshan

LONG TIME,NO SEE

I know its been a looong time..but somehow it doesn't.Its something like feeling that I am a cross between Zaphod Beeblebrox,Muhammed Ali and Sachin Tendulkar...I don't know whats happening,I want to punch myself and people keep telling me you are getting older.

Twelfth is now over and I am finally going to college despite many people thinking that this would have been rather difficult considering my attention spans and abilities.I am finally going to NSIT(DCE's bigger meaner elder brother:-)) and pursuing Computer Science Engineering.This is due to the IITs having the sense enough of giving me a poor rank that wouldn't fetch me anything of consequence...so lesser tax-payers' money is spent on me...through the central government that is:-)

The blog has been started again in the hope of binding all of you,my friends,to whom I have selfishly enough not being devoting time..and writing or communicating to..Though I am quite serious that if I did have an Improbabability Time Drive I would use it to keep in touch with you :-)

So posting begins now

The forever grinning without reason friend of yours Roshan
Ex-Headboy DPSRKP
Ex-French delegate to the Security Council
Ex-School going kid
Ex.................

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

World Cup

Well its finally over...
I am not gonna comment over the final and the furore that has followed.........
I hope Materazzi didnt ask Zidane log chlormint kyun khate hain!!!!!!!.......

Well am posting this link for you to relive the moment............
For the french youll enjoy hitting Materazzi and the Italians will love the end

Zidane V Materazzi

I am sure Laddoos are flowing in Patna.............The French would be ruing the fact that Rajiv gandhi didnt marry a Frenchwoman................maybe that could have swung it their way

(for the uninformed-------The Patna youth congress did a mahayagya for Italy to win the World cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-----with Rahul and Sonia's photos)

Roshan

Friday, July 07, 2006

Blogger's Paradise

Yes you guessed it right ----diminishing comments which means either people are not reading or that they read and dont comment coz its not worth it or they are too tired reading it.... Thank the inventor of Blogspot for not inventing negative number of comments for I shall be near by (-)100 millionth comment...Well this post wasnt worth it.I wouldnt comment on it!!!!!!! Well better comments after the exams which roughly means after the next ice age...















Signing off
Roshan


Thursday, June 29, 2006



If ever there was irony

Globalization at its best
Krish in English
Superman Hindi mein


Signing off//////Tab tak ke liye khuda haafiz
Roshan


Kannada superstar Dr. Rajkumar singing Love me or hate me

Rajkumar part 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Suiiiiiiiiicide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No I am not commiting suicide Dharmendra style.............This is about a special on NDTV on suicides in the Vidarbha region and The PM now plans to visit it as if it were his daily Gurudwara visit only to score a few brownie points.........

The story talked of a phenomenon called "Suicide Tourism", where VIPs keep visiting the region, making sympathy calls to families of the latest suicide victims.

Sreenivasan Jain then tries to score an emotional impact on people by interviewing people at a Cafe Coffee Day outlet and tells them about this,shows their teir ignorance, and leaves with a very degrading comment - "Well, i hope we've at least made you think."

I really wish the media would understand that people drinking the 80-rupee-coffees are spending their own money. Not just their own money, but their own hard-earned money. It would make more sense for media crews to take their crews to the average politicains house and see kitni "whiskey ki botlein behti hain"

It would also make sense to calculate how much of the taxpayer's money has been wasted in all these VIP visits. The helicopter fuel, the security, and other expenses linked to these "suicide tourists" could easily have helped provide relief to dozens of farmers contemplating suicides.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Eef you come today

Rajkumar southie star------Indian cinema at its best
Argentina banaam Mexico

Santa Singh: Banta, Argentina aaj kisko face karega?

Banta Singh: Santa, Mexico.

Santa Singh: Mexi ko? Yeh Mexi kaun hai?